It all stared thursday the 12th when I saw Heaven or a rainbow, I went home geting ready for Friday the 13th.I wrote a note about the day of darkness Friday the 13th that's when I remembered about my email that I got it said:
Lesson 1. Have a pistol any weapon will do.
Lesson 2. Don't trust anyone.
Lesson 3. Beware of mirrors.
Lesson 4. Black cats (ohh please I dont believe in that!!!).
Lesson 5. Beware of cars and look around to see.
Lesson 6: Stay in a corner so you can see them coming and then PWN THEIR Arse BOOYAH.
Lesson 7. Stay home and lock ALL doors.
Lesson 8. Sleep where you could be safe at all times including your family.
Lesson 9. Don't hug the bad guys and dont even watch Horror Movies.
Lesson 10. And NEVER SAY Friday the 13th.
*Extra Lesson: Wear a scary mask to make them piss their pants
And that when I looked around and Died and your next if you readiing this.....
Very funny, but what about black cats? Maybe they are bad luck! Good work,
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I just read it and I didn't die, that's weird
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